Sunday, September 17, 2006

Clone PSA: Amidala's Wardrobe

Today’s PSA is once again a warning about clothing. But today it focuses on the ladies. Senator Amidala has been a fashion trend setter since she was the tender age of 14. She combines both tradition and fashion sense to have beautiful pieces created for her to wear. But the Senator and former Queen can pull off these outfits because a ) she has an awesome body b) she’s really hot and c) the outfits are designed for her. Today’s warning is for all women who don’t look like Senator Amidala in both face and body to avoid her particular fashion pursuits. See the below reasons as why only certain women should try said fashion.



















































And just to cover all bases, ladies, don’t try sporting the same style as Bail Organa’s aide, Sheltay Retrac. Chances are very good that you don’t posses the amazing genetics required to wear what she does. The woman just had a baby a couple months ago and she can wear form fitting white. And somewhere in there she has a gun. Trust us, the men in white, that fashion trails blazed by Amidala and Sheltay are only for a select few and goodness knows on the wrong person some of those outfits could ruin a good date.


This has been a Clone PSA, we hope it has been informitive. Any and all hate mail regarding this topic should be sent to the Lt. Cmdr's Intern. And yes, when threatened by large unruly headresses, we will shoot to kill.

5 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

This is really good to know, I'll keep it in mind.

Er, not that I wear clothes like this... uh....

Professor Xavier said...

I think my favorite outfit of Padme's would have to be her strategical torn about the midriff battle gear. I don't think she quite rivals her daughter's slave outfit, but it's close.

Wedge Antillies said...

Dang, that's too many choices. I just need to worry if my flight suit is clean.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Well Yeah, I was going to say .... uhhh not that .... how about that ... nooooo ... Ok here it is: this once again proves that certain clothing items are a privilage not a right, like spandex.

Darth Nepharia said...

"And yes, when threatened by large unruly headresses, we will shoot to kill."

And I don't blame you! Some of them are just WAY to scary on certain people. There ought to be an application process to be able to wear some of them.